Inventor of the Suckoffagus Inventor of Gizmos Inventor of the phylogenetic tree Inventor of the Socratic method Inventor of the scotch egg Inventor of the ancient ways President of Utopia Inventor of the hall of mirrors Inventor of the World of Woe Inventor of Gunpowder Inventor of the soiled pig technique Deviser of many proverbs new and old Inventor of the creme egg Founder, CEO of NUTS inc. Inventor of the complicated and convoluted system of pulleys and gears Inventor of the crap chute Inventor of the wheel of peas Inventor of lentil soup Inventor of the deviled egg Inventor of the runner bean Inventor of roundwater Inventor of Terro's Surprise Inventor of the round egg Discoverer of Ralph's Big Secret Inventor of the get rich quick scheme Inventor of the evil eye Inventor of your cool new life Inventor of the poached egg Inventor of poker Inventor of the steam engine Inventor of the hydrological cycle Inventor of crepes Inventor of the freakshow Inventor of lemon pound cake Inventor of swill Inventor of the cigarette Inventor of the richter scale Inventor of the three-piece suit Inventor of the easter egg Inventor of the three-speed engine Explorer of the ancient caves Father of modern medicine Inventor of paper money Inventor of riddles Inventor of the 4-dimensional flush toilet Inventor of the Fabergé egg Inventor of the Flysuit Inventor of Jeans